In which I try to write something resembling a song

So I don't have a very good grasp of writing poetry and songs (Oh pants! You burn so gaily in the dark!/The matches begged to set you bright aflame/And now you are no more than a sooty mark/and I have only nasty owls to blame), but you have to give me a little credit, considering what I had stuck in my head when I was trying to write this was "Hey there, Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me" and it wouldn't leave.

There might be another comic Monday! There might not! I'm not really sure at this point.